Cooking With Hardy 3

Act 3: Tèa Dies and Sigma Breaks Wind


Tèa: *Dies randomly*

Kaiba: What just happened?

Yugi: Tèa died.

Kaiba: Oh.

Joey: Let's get these cameras fixed!

Mai: Right.

Tèa: *Dies randomly*

Kaiba: *looks at Tèa* Uh...right. Did she just die again?

Yugi: I said it before.

Joey: Said what?

Yugi: Leave it to Tèa to do the impossible! ^_^

Tristan: Uh, guys? Can I get some help with this camera?

Tèa: *Dies randomly*

Mai: Again?

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Samus: I don't know what's got into Ridley, but honestly...

Ridley: *tied to a chair with his beak taped shut*

Samus: If I hear "Do I make you horny?" again, I might scream.

Ridley: *unintelligibly muffled* Do I make you horny, baby?

Samus: I can only guess what that was. -_-

Houston: *smiles and nods*

Tèa: *Dies randomly*

Samus: o_O

Houston: O_o

Ridley: O_O

Tèa: *gets up again* I'm fine!

Really...er...Ridley: Really?

Tèa: Really! *Dies randomly* X_X

Samus: *facefalls* x_x How did Ridley get out of that?!

Houston: It's amazing what weird things that pot-smoking does to ya.

Samus: Not really.

TV: *picture reappears*

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Hardy: Are we on? Do they work? What's that light blinking? Oh, okay!

Joey: Now we're the camera people! Can this stink worse?

Domon: *farts a 'bomb over Tokyo'*

Joey: Me and my big mouth.

Mai: I was about to say. *holds her nose*

Chi-Chi: Didn't I just blow him up?!

Asia: No...you just...cartoonishly burnt us.

Malfoy: Ugh...no more explosions.

*EXPLOSION!!!!*

Tèa: *Dies because of big explosion caused by...* X_X

Sigma: *in a turkey suit, laughs like Dr. Evil* Turkey Surprise! It was on the "Kids WB!" today!

Audience: *all scream and panic except Chi-Chi*

Chi-Chi: *turns into Super Chi-Chi 4 and blows up Tèa!* I'm gonna kick all your butts!

Gohan: I just learned a new word: butt. Kaiba is a butt.

Malfoy: That can be arranged. *Transfigures Kaiba into Mr. Cheeks*

Hardy: Order in the kitchen!

Sigma: Odor? Okay. *maniaical laugh...toot!*

X: Sigma! We will stop you this time!

Sigma: Yeah, right. You always say that, but here I still am!

Zero: This time it's different!

Sigma: Uh...what's your point?

Zero: Geez, you really are stupid. *puts on a gas mask*

X: *puts on a gas mask, too*

Sigma: o_O How will that stop me? *prrt!*

Tèa: *Dies randomly*

X: It's like this...

Tèa: *Dies randomly*

Zero: You fart and choke yourself out with noxious gases! Ha!

Sigma: o.o Riiiiiiiiiiight...you know what? You're dumber than I am! *veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrt!*

Tèa: *Dies randomly*

Mai: For God's sake, Tèa, QUIT DYING ALREADY!

Tèa: *Springs to her feet* Okay! Ew...it smells like something really died in here.

Weird Al: There's something rotten in here! It looks like it will grow!

Vegeta: *chasing Al Yankovic with an autograph book*  WEEEEIRD AAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

Sigma: *Farts a wet one* ...Aw, crap. I just messed up my turkey suit. *fart...fart...squidge...* ...again.

All: Eew!

Hardy: *takes the wok to Sigma, sending him flying into Megaman X:  Command Mission, an RPG!* 'Tis true, folks! The next Megaman X game is an RPG! I read it in EGM's latest issue! ^_^

X: Yay! I luv RPG's!

Zero: RPG!!!!! *takes a blowtorch to Capcom*

Sigma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My army of Tèa clones!!! *fart*

Yami Yugi: Tèa clones? *looks inside Capcom to see millions of Tèa.*

Joey: AAGH! He was gonna take over the world with farts and Tèas!

Harry: While wearing a turkey suit?

X: o_O Farts and Tèas? The batteries in the clones didn't last long.

Sigma: *pouts* And they were Energizer2, too.

Zero: Tutu? *does ballet*

X: O_O

Sigma: O_O ...And I thought that your obsession with toy trains was gay...

X: AAGH! That was my secret! x-x

Sigma: HA-HA!! I defeated X! Finally, after all these damn MegaMan X games, I have defeated X! And Zero's too busy doing...huh? *gets hit in the crotch* ...the Nutcracker...

Zero: Ha-Ha! I defeated Sigma! Ha-Ha!

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Samus: Ridley...is it over?

Ridley: Well, that's the end of the episode. But they might have another one!

Houston: *facefalls*

Samus: Although...what's with the Speed Racer impersonation?

Act 1, Episode 2...coming soon...