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Captain's Log - 09.23.13.0440
    Trina:  You made it, then?  The Clan of Ra let you in?
    Rotis:  Almost, and not exactly.  We've made it past the star's heliopause without notice.  I'm not sure how we managed to do that.  They've got a tight grid on the place all around.  Mid-range scanners definitely say there's intra-stellar activity around this star.  Lots of it, considering what's going on.  Looks like the Confederacy's actually managed to get Chimera back on the ropes again.  Hey, Broza?  Didn't the Saharans have these morons pushed back in a matter of days upon arriving here?
    Broza:  Yeah, but nobody in the Dark Fleet expected The Marching to come down to here.  They thought that the Karukas were just going to flatten Orion and keep it as theirs.  Turns out they were just pulling the teeth and claws out of one of the bigger problems the Confederacy was facing whil
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The Vault of Heirs: Collapse (Passage 135)
    It was a monumental incident, the fall of Atlantis.  The planetary grid of energy was shifted so dramatically that the position of the equator physically changed.  Atlantis was placed upon a polar region by this alteration, and froze over in weeks.  The Ley Nexus Generator -- the technological centerpiece of their civilization stopped moving, it having been disconnected from the rest of the grid.  Without power, they could not halt the freeze.  Atlantis now sleeps underneath a sheet of ice, until the day that someone wakes the Generator.
    The damage had been done.  The Galactic Pulse left the world disoriented.  The Saharans became the prominent civilization after that.  Even so, that did not stop Chimera from approaching Earth.  That did not stop them from laying out their own demands.  The Saharans did not see any safety in acceding to the demands given.  They shut down and b
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M'ruvaan Flag -- Secrets of the Fire by KaffeKane M'ruvaan Flag -- Secrets of the Fire :iconkaffekane:KaffeKane 1 0 The Coldest Night by KaffeKane
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My desk arrangement by KaffeKane My desk arrangement :iconkaffekane:KaffeKane 0 5 Mai Dekstop, Sahib. by KaffeKane Mai Dekstop, Sahib. :iconkaffekane:KaffeKane 0 3 Carp At Work by KaffeKane Carp At Work :iconkaffekane:KaffeKane 1 1
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Cooking With Hardy 8
Act 2, Episode 3:  Kingpin of Basketball
                           or
                   What to do when you've torched your videogame celebrity career
Sigma:  Can we start being weird yet?!
Katri:  No.
Sigma:  Can we start being weird yet?!
Katri:  No.
Sigma:  Can we start being weird yet?!
Katri:  No.
Sigma:  Can we start being weird yet?!
Katri:  No.
Sigma:  Can we start being weird yet?!
Katri:  FOR GOD'S SAKE WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND LET THE CREW WORK ON FIXING
THE SET?!??!?!
Voice of God, Sean Connery:  I heard that.  *snaps fingers and the set
magically returns to normal*  Now they don't have to.
Stage Repair Crew:
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Cooking With Hardy 7
Act 1, Episode 3:  David Blaine can DIE!
Hrady....Hardy (erfing typos):  Aright.  Since my attempts to make a turkey dinner
and later on chocolate-
Domon:  *farts*
Hardy:  -chocolate-
Sigma:  *farts*
Hardy:  ...Someone escort them out of the audience.  *Snape drags Domon and Sigma
offstage*  ...anyway, chocolate (Yuffie:  *silent buttdeadly*) desserts have
completely and utterly-
Asia:  OH GOD, WHO LET ONE?!
Hardy:  What the Dr. Hell is going on here?!
Dr. Hell:  Someone called for me?
Hardy:  No.
Dr. Wily:  Come on!  Someone has to help me finish this experiment!
Dr. Hell:  Okay, fine.  False alarm.
Sehption:  HEY!  Get my name right!  *rewinds*  
Sephiroth:  Hey!  Where's dad?  Wasn't he in the audience?
Dr. Wily:  We've recruit
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Cooking With Hardy 6
Episode 2, Act 3: One-Winged Los Angeles!
Hardy: I think that you evil doctors need a dose of my medicine! BURRITO SUPREME!! *farts and a giant burrito-shaped cloud of gas hits Dr. Hell*
Palmer: *toot!* *toot!* *prt!* *PRT!* *veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeert!!*
Audience: *reverts to normal age*
Mai: *holds her nose* HOW AWFUL!!! It STINKS!!!
Evil Doctors: *wearing gas masks*
AVALANCHE: We are here to defeat the evil doctors! (Barret: Especially Hojo!)
Boba Fatt: Ooh, aagh...indigestion...from...burritos...from...Taco...*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cooking With Hardy 5
Episode 2, Act 2: To the Fat-Cave!
Hardy: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my secret underground lair...does that sound too much like Dr. Evil?
Audience: *shakes their head*
Hardy: I am going to make today, a series of desserts! Chocolate desserts!
X & Zero: Chocolate...*drools*
Sigma: *fart*
Joey: Chocolate...*drools*
Sigma: *fart*
Domon: *blows Sigma away with his uber-powerful wind breaking!*
Mai: Ee-ew...*holds her nose*
Yugi: Chocolate...I like chocolate!
Domon: *farts and flies into the air like a rocket*
Hardy: One last time, peoples...
Audience: *except Domon* CHOCOLATE!!! *drools*
Domon: *flies into the stratosphere on a humoungous fart*
Hardy: O...kay...now that we've tired out that joke, I'm going to show you all my assortment of desserts that I have pre-made and am going to show how to make!
Audience: Oooh!
Buu: Buu make chocolate too! *Turns Ta into chocolate!*
Joey: AAH! Chocolate Ta!
Miroku: *eats Ta*
Buu: Hey you! That was my candy!
Miroku: Wind Tunnel! *sucks up Maj
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Cooking With Hardy 4
Episode 2, Act 1: Ta Does The Impossible
Hardy: Alright, today's show I'm going to make blah-blah-blah...
Harry: Let's hope nothing goes wrong today.
Hermione: I hope so too. Wait, what's that?
*a small ghost-like image of Viktor Krum on a waterbed mattress floats around the audience*
Viktor: Vaaaterbehd...vaaaterbehd...
Umbridge: Hem-hem. Is this the 'Cooking With Hardy' studio?
Hardy: Yes, why?
Umbridge: I am Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic of England, Cornelius Fudge.
Hardy: .oO(Fudge? I like fudge...I'm going to make some chocolate for today.)
Sigma: *fart*
Umbridge: Hem-hem! Apparently something I said distracted you. The Ministry of Magic wants to know if there are any wizards and/or witches in the audience.
Snape: There are...why?
Umbridge: Oh! Is it just you and three students? I've read your paperwork, but what I am asking about is...is...You-Know-Who.
*doors burst open and a dorky voice says*: TA-DA!
Umbridge: AAAGH! It's You-Know-Who, t
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Cooking With Hardy 3
Act 3: Ta Dies and Sigma Breaks Wind
Ta: *Dies randomly*
Kaiba: What just happened?
Yugi: Ta died.
Kaiba: Oh.
Joey: Let's get these cameras fixed!
Mai: Right.
Ta: *Dies randomly*
Kaiba: *looks at Ta* Uh...right. Did she just die again?
Yugi: I said it before.
Joey: Said what?
Yugi: Leave it to Ta to do the impossible! ^_^
Tristan: Uh, guys? Can I get some help with this camera?
Ta: *Dies randomly*
Mai: Again?
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Samus: I don't know what's got into Ridley, but honestly...
Ridley: *tied to a chair with his beak taped shut*
Samus: If I hear "Do I make you horny?" again, I might scream.
Ridley: *unintelligibly muffled* Do I make you horny, baby?
Samus: I can only guess what that was. -_-
Houston: *smiles and nods*
Ta: *Dies randomly*
Samus: o_O
Houston: O_o
Ridley: O_O
Ta: *gets up again* I'm fine!
Really...er...Ridley: Really?
Ta: Really! *Dies randomly* X_X
Samus: *facefalls* x_x How did Ridley get out of that?!
Houston: It's amazing what weird things that po
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Cooking With Hardy 2
Act 2: That Random Hiccuping Metroid
Ridley: Yeah, man. It's comedic gold.
Samus: *weird look* "Yeah, man?!" Ridley, are you stoned or something?!
Ridley: "Or something?" Are you?
Samus: Don't argue with me Ridley, have you been smoking dope?!
Ridley: You're not my mother, man.
Samus: I'm not a man...-_- *pouts* ..and I know that I'm not your mother either, but I want an answer Ridley. Yes or no,
have you been-
Ridley: I don't gotta answer that. You...ooooo... *looks around* ...Pretty hippie flowers...hiccuping Metroids!
Houston: Huh? Hiccupping Metroids?
Ridley: It's in the title, man. GROOVY, BABY! I'VE GOT THE MOJO! *starts dancing like a topless dancer, then picks up Samus
and starts waltzing rather sloppily*
Samus: Ridley, you're scaring me.
Houston: O_O...Me too...
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Domon: *fart*
Asia: ...No comment.
Domon: *farts again*
Asia: ...No comment.
Domon: *lets out a big one*
Asia: >_> DOMON! HAVE YOU BEEN EATING BEANS?!?! *hears a weird noise*
Domon: That wasn't me this
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Finally got my regular PC plugged in.  Been yanking a couple online games off of the hard drive for some extra space.

Also, not sure what I'd like to do with my increased spare time.  I've really wanted to get into making my own games, but I'm still feeling like there's not a lot I can do.  The most that I've done was messing around with RPG Maker MV, which has lent to me not only an indispensable amount of experience in how RPG Maker in general works, but also gotten my foot into the door when it comes to using Game Maker Studio.

I kind of want to get GMS2 when I can afford it, and see where I can take it, but first off, I should probably devote more time to learning how to properly utilize GMS as well as getting friendly with my graphics tablet.

Or, I could just keep messing around in RPG Maker.  I don't know what I want to do.  I've got an unfinished project sitting in it, but I wanted more control over what my graphics are for it, which is why I was/am making the switch to GMS.

What should I do?  I want some help in making this decision.
  • Listening to: "A Beautiful Song" is stuck in my head.
  • Reading: Behind Myself While I Write.
  • Watching: Going back to Game Maker tutorials soon.
  • Playing: I may start playtesting my stuff when I get to it.
  • Eating: Nothing yet.
  • Drinking: "Wario Wash"! Guaranteed to WA-WA-WAAA-SH stuff!
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Whipped my Chrom-book out for while I have to housesit pets this weekend. I've got an inbox to catch up on first.

Manly Guys Doing Manly Things is a funny comic. Especially Ganondorf.

Also, I'm pretty sure that I'm getting my ass "ring out" at the Taco Bell. So I...need to find some other place or way to make money. So not going to be fun, no matter how I should look at it, since I'll be going from the one making most of the money in the house to making none at all for a little while.
Wanted to add a poll, but that's a Core Members feature.  Dammit.

Guess it's for the best.  I'm raging for pity at the moment, anyway.
Don't know what else to do with myself.
I am one or more of these:  Insane; Stupid; Scum.

Why?  I actually bought DQ8 for my 3DS AND DBXV2 for my PS4.
I've spent too much on myself and didn't even mean to.

Also the fact that I'm so hopelessly driven to play games over anything else doesn't help...

I'm not really that guilty about the purchases or what they are.  I'm actually more mad at myself for not having the right motivation to live for anything.

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Finally got my regular PC plugged in.  Been yanking a couple online games off of the hard drive for some extra space.

Also, not sure what I'd like to do with my increased spare time.  I've really wanted to get into making my own games, but I'm still feeling like there's not a lot I can do.  The most that I've done was messing around with RPG Maker MV, which has lent to me not only an indispensable amount of experience in how RPG Maker in general works, but also gotten my foot into the door when it comes to using Game Maker Studio.

I kind of want to get GMS2 when I can afford it, and see where I can take it, but first off, I should probably devote more time to learning how to properly utilize GMS as well as getting friendly with my graphics tablet.

Or, I could just keep messing around in RPG Maker.  I don't know what I want to do.  I've got an unfinished project sitting in it, but I wanted more control over what my graphics are for it, which is why I was/am making the switch to GMS.

What should I do?  I want some help in making this decision.
  • Listening to: "A Beautiful Song" is stuck in my head.
  • Reading: Behind Myself While I Write.
  • Watching: Going back to Game Maker tutorials soon.
  • Playing: I may start playtesting my stuff when I get to it.
  • Eating: Nothing yet.
  • Drinking: "Wario Wash"! Guaranteed to WA-WA-WAAA-SH stuff!

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NyQuilDreamer Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017
Heyo! Always like to keep an eye on folks who are wanting to make comics :)

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Keep at it, sir! And thank you for the watch!
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KaffeKane Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you.  I'm still trying to get things started, but yeah.  I'm just doing concept drawings at the moment for the things that I'd otherwise have to pull out my butt on the fly, so that I can get started on it.  Keddis in the scraps was more to get a feel for drawing an Estoc than it was anything else, but that was straight outta GIMP, and I'm horrible at line drawing from the tablet, so I'm sure that I will have a better ref pic of him Soon™.
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NyQuilDreamer Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017
Well, I look forward to seeing more from you.

You won't get better with that tablet unless you use it a whole bunch! That's just how those things go!
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tofumi Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2010
Daw, thank you for watching! ;u; :heart:
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KaffeKane Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
It's partly to keep up on news from your journal, but your art's really nice, too.
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